I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
Her rabbi said I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.